Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Emperor's New Mall: \ | | | The popular notion that shopping malls | | exist on the insides only and have no | | exterior. The suspension of visual | | disbelief engendered by this notion | | allows shoppers to pretend that the | | large, cement blocks thrust into their | | environment do not, in fact, exist. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;