Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The water was not fit to drink. To make \ | it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By | | diligent effort, I learned to like it. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;