Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ "Necessity is the mother of invention" \
| is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the |
| mother of futile dodges" is much nearer |
| the truth. |
| |
\ -- Alfred North Whitehead /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;