Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fly Windows NT: All the passengers \ | carry their seats out onto the tarmac, | | placing the chairs in the outline of a | | plane. They all sit down, flap their | | arms and make jet swooshing sounds as | \ if they are flying. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;