Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When license fees are too high, users \ | do things by hand. When the management | | is too intrusive, users lose their | | spirit. | | | | Hack for the user's benefit. Trust | \ them; leave them alone. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;