Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The great merit of society is to make \ | one appreciate solitude. | | | | -- Charles Chincholles, "Reflections on | \ the Art of Life" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;