Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We are all agreed that your theory is \ | crazy. The question which divides us is | | whether it is crazy enough to have a | | chance of being correct. My own feeling | | is that it is not crazy enough. | | | \ -- Niels Bohr / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;