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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I realize that today you have a number  \
| of top female athletes such as Martina  |
| Navratilova who can run like deer and   |
| bench-press Chevrolet trucks. But to be |
| brutally frank, women as a group have a |
| long way to go before they reach the    |
| level of intensity and dedication to    |
| sports that enables men to be such      |
| incredible jerks about it.              |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;