Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I realize that today you have a number \ | of top female athletes such as Martina | | Navratilova who can run like deer and | | bench-press Chevrolet trucks. But to be | | brutally frank, women as a group have a | | long way to go before they reach the | | level of intensity and dedication to | | sports that enables men to be such | | incredible jerks about it. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;