Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Also, the Scots are said to have \
| invented golf. Then they had to invent |
| Scotch whiskey to take away the pain |
\ and frustration. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;