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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  -- Gifts for Children --               \
|                                         |
| This is easy. You never have to figure  |
| out what to get for children, because   |
| they will tell you exactly what they    |
| want. They spend months and months      |
| researching these kinds of things by    |
| watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show |
| advertisements. Make sure you get your  |
| children exactly what they ask for,     |
| even if you disapprove of their         |
| choices. If your child thinks he wants  |
| Murderous Bob, the Doll with the Face   |
| You Can Rip Right Off, you'd better get |
| it. You may be worried that it might    |
| help to encourage your child's          |
| antisocial tendencies, but believe me,  |
| you have not seen antisocial tendencies |
| until you've seen a child who is        |
| convinced that he or she did not get    |
| the right gift.                         |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A   |
\ Survivor's Guide"                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;