Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ My first baseman is George "Catfish" \
| Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh |
| Pirates team, which lost 112 games. |
| After a terrible series against the New |
| York Giants, in which our center |
| fielder made three throwing errors and |
| let two balls get through his legs, |
| manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can |
| somebody think of something to help us |
| win a game?" |
| |
| "I'd like to make a suggestion," |
| Metkovich said. "On any ball hit to |
| center field, let's just let it roll to |
| see if it might go foul." |
| |
| -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball |
\ Game" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;