Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, \ | what a scope for misery and folly. If | | they be not inhabited, what a waste of | | space. | | | \ -- Thomas Carlyle, looking at the stars / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;