Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Politics is the ability to foretell \ | what is going to happen tomorrow, next | | week, next month and next year. And to | | have the ability afterwards to explain | | why it didn't happen. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;