Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / As the trials of life continue to take \ | their toll, remember that there is | | always a future in Computer | | Maintenance. | | | \ -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;