Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Dear Emily: \
| |
| How can I choose what groups to post |
| in? |
| |
| -- Confused |
| |
| Dear Confused: |
| |
| Pick as many as you can, so that you |
| get the widest audience. After all, the |
| net exists to give you an audience. |
| Ignore those who suggest you should |
| only use groups where you think the |
| article is highly appropriate. Pick all |
| groups where anybody might even be |
| slightly interested. |
| |
| Always make sure followups go to all |
| the groups. In the rare event that you |
| post a followup which contains |
| something original, make sure you |
| expand the list of groups. Never |
| include a "Followup-to:" line in the |
| header, since some people might miss |
| part of the valuable discussion in the |
| fringe groups. |
| |
| -- Emily Postnews Answers Your |
\ Questions on Netiquette /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;