Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "He didn't run for reelection. \ | `Politics brings you into contact with | | all the people you'd give anything to | | avoid,' he said. `I'm staying home.'" | | | | -- Garrison Keillor, | \ _Lake_Wobegone_Days_ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;