Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Death didn't answer. He was looking at \ | Spold in the same way as a dog looks at | | a bone, only in this case things were | | more or less the other way around. | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of | \ Magic" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;