Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I don't know why, but first C programs \
| tend to look a lot worse than first |
| programs in any other language (maybe |
| except for fortran, but then I suspect |
| all fortran programs look like |
| `firsts') |
| |
\ -- Olaf Kirch /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;