Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / poverty, n.: \ | | | An unfortunate state that persists as | | long | | | | as anyone lacks anything he would like | \ to have. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;