Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I don't know WHY I said that ... I \ | think it came from the FILLINGS in my | \ rear molars ... / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;