Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The most disagreeable thing that your \ | worst enemy says to your face does not | | approach what your best friends say | | behind your back. | | | \ -- Alfred De Musset / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;