Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ McJob: \
| |
| A low-pay, low-prestige, low-benefit, |
| no-future job in the service sector. |
| Frequently considered a satisfying |
| career choice by those who have never |
| held one. |
| |
| -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: |
| Tales for an Accelerated |
| |
\ Culture" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;