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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ 'Twas midnight on the ocean, Her        \
| children all were orphans, Not a        |
| streetcar was in sight, Except one a    |
| tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar     |
| store Who had a home across the way To  |
| ask them for a light. Above a vacant    |
| lot.                                    |
|                                         |
| The man behind the counter As I gazed   |
| through the oaken door Was a woman, old |
| and gray, A whale went drifting by, Who |
| used to peddle doughnuts Its six legs   |
| hanging in the air, On the road to      |
| Mandalay. So I kissed her goodbye.      |
|                                         |
| She said "Good morning, stranger", This |
| story has a morale Her eyes were dry    |
| with tears, As you can plainly see, As  |
| she put her head between her feet Don't |
| mix your gin with whiskey And stood     |
| that way for years. On the deep and     |
| dark blue sea.                          |
|                                         |
\ -- Midnight On The Ocean                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;