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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a  \
| junction where an express train         |
| demolished an automobile and its        |
| occupants. Being the chief witness, his |
| testimony was vitally important. Barlow |
| explained that the night was dark, and  |
| he waved his lantern frantically, but   |
| the driver of the car paid no attention |
| to the signal.                          |
|                                         |
| The railroad company won the case, and  |
| the president of the company            |
| complimented the old-timer for his      |
| story. "You did wonderfully," he said,  |
| "I was afraid you would waver under     |
| testimony."                             |
|                                         |
| "No sir," exclaimed the senior, "but I  |
| sure was afraid that durned lawyer was  |
\ gonna ask me if my lantern was lit."    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;