Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ VI: \
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| A hungry dog hunts best. |
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| A hungrier dog hunts even better. VII: |
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| Decreased business base increases |
| overhead. |
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| So does increased business base. VIII: |
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| The most unsuccessful four years in the |
| education of a cost-estimator |
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| is fifth grade arithmetic. IX: |
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| Acronyms and abbreviations should be |
| used to the maximum extent |
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| possible to make trivial ideas |
| profound. Q.E.D. X: |
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| Bulls do not win bull fights; people |
| do. |
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| People do not win people fights; |
| lawyers do. |
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\ -- Norman Augustine /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;