Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous \ | elevator operator, "Don't all these | | stops and starts get you pretty worn | | out?" "It isn't the stops and starts | \ that get on my nerves, it's the jerks." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;