Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Dear Emily: \
| |
| I recently read an article that said, |
| "reply by mail, I'll summarize." What |
| should I do? |
| |
| -- Doubtful |
| |
| Dear Doubtful: |
| |
| Post your response to the whole net. |
| That request applies only to dumb |
| people who don't have something |
| interesting to say. Your postings are |
| much more worthwhile than other |
| people's, so it would be a waste to |
| reply by mail. |
| |
| -- Emily Postnews Answers Your |
\ Questions on Netiquette /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;