Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is a time in the tides of men, \ | Which, taken at its flood, leads on to | | success. On the other hand, don't count | | on it. | | | \ -- T. K. Lawson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;