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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The sprung doors parted and I staggered \
| out into the lobby's teak and flicker.  |
| Uniformed men stood by impassively like |
| sentries in their trench. I slapped my  |
| key on the desk and nodded gravely. I   |
| was loaded enough to be unable to tell  |
| whether they could tell I was loaded.   |
| Would they mind? I was certainly too    |
| loaded to care. I moved to the door     |
| with boxy, schlep-shouldered strides.   |
|                                         |
\ -- Martin Amis, _Money_                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;