Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent \ | for getting the weirdest people to talk | | to. And you just HAVE to watch it. | | "Blind, masochistic minority, crippled, | | depressed, government latrine diggers, | | and the women who love them too much on | \ the next Oprah Winfrey." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;