Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Shopping at this grody little computer \
| store at the Galleria for a totally |
| awwwesome Apple. Fer suuure. I mean |
| Apples are nice you know? But, you |
| know, there is this cute guy who works |
| there and HE says that VAX's are |
| cooler! I mean I don't really know, you |
| know? He says that he has this totally |
| tubular VAX at home and it's stuffed |
| with memory-to-the-max! Right, yeah. |
| And he wants to take me home to show it |
| to me. Oh My God! I'm suuure. Gag me |
\ with a Prime! /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;