Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Texas A&M football coach Jackie \
| Sherrill went to the office of the Dean |
| of Academics because he was concerned |
| about his players' mental abilities. |
| "My players are just too stupid for me |
| to deal with them", he told the |
| unbelieving dean. At this point, one of |
| his players happened to enter the |
| dean's office. "Let me show you what I |
| mean", said Sherrill, and he told the |
| player to run over to his office to see |
| if he was in. "OK, Coach", the player |
| replied, and was off. "See what I |
| mean?" Sherrill asked. "Yeah", replied |
| the dean. "He could have just picked up |
\ this phone and called you from here." /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;