Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Revolution \ | | | When people have nothing more to lose, | | Then revolution will result. Do not | | take away their lands, And do not | | destroy their livelihoods; If your | | burden is not heavy then they will not | | shirk it. The sage maintains himself | | but exacts no tribute, Values himself | | but requires no honours; He ignores | | abstraction and accepts substance. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;