Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bagbiter: \ | | | 1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, | | usually intermittently. 2. adj.: | | Failing hardware or software. "This | | bagbiting system won't let me get out | | of spacewar." Usage: verges on | | obscenity. Grammatically separable; one | | may speak of "biting the bag". | | Synonyms: LOSER, LOSING, CRETINOUS, | | BLETCHEROUS, BARFUCIOUS, CHOMPER, | \ CHOMPING. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;