Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Now hatred is by far the longest \ | pleasure; Men love in haste, but they | | detest at leisure. | | | | -- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don | \ Juan" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;