Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When you are in the middle of a story \ | it isn't a story at all, but only a | | confusion; a dark roaring, a blindness, | | a wreckage of shattered glass and | | splintered wood, like a house in a | | whirlwind, or else a boat crushed by | | the icebergs or swept over the rapids, | | and all aboard powerless to stop it. | | It's only afterwards that it becomes | | anything like a story at all. When you | | are telling it, to yourself or to | | someone else. | | | \ -- Margaret Atwood, "Alias Grace" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;