Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It's now the GNU Emacs of all terminal \ | emulators. | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, regarding the fact | | that Linux started off as a terminal | \ emulator / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;