Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy \ | man; the first is, he has a bad memory. | \ I forget the second. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;