Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / revision 1.17.2.7 date: 2001/05/31 \ | 21:32:44; author: branden; state: Exp; | | lines: +1 -1 ARRRRGH!! GOT THE G** D*** | \ SENSE OF A F******* TEST BACKWARDS! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;