Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And now your toner's toney, Disk blocks \ | aplenty And your paper near pure white, | | Await your laser drawn lines, The | | smudges on your soul are gone Your | | intricate fonts, And your output's | | clean as light.. Your pictures and | | signs. | | | | We've labored with your father, Your | | amputative absence The venerable XGP, | | Has made the Ten dumb, But his slow | | artistic hand, Without you, Dover, | | Lacks your clean velocity. We're system | | untounged- | | | | Theses and papers DRAW Plots and TEXage | | And code in a queue Have been biding | | their time, Dover, oh Dover, With LISP | | code and programs, We've been waiting | | for you. And this crufty rhyme. | | | | Dover, oh Dover, Dover, oh Dover, | | arisen from dead. We welcome you back, | | Dover, oh Dover, awoken from bed. | | Though still you may jam, Dover, oh | | Dover, welcome back to the Lab. You're | | on the right track. Dover, oh Dover, | | we've missed your clean | | | \ hand... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;