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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ And now your toner's toney, Disk blocks \
| aplenty And your paper near pure white, |
| Await your laser drawn lines, The       |
| smudges on your soul are gone Your      |
| intricate fonts, And your output's      |
| clean as light.. Your pictures and      |
| signs.                                  |
|                                         |
| We've labored with your father, Your    |
| amputative absence The venerable XGP,   |
| Has made the Ten dumb, But his slow     |
| artistic hand, Without you, Dover,      |
| Lacks your clean velocity. We're system |
| untounged-                              |
|                                         |
| Theses and papers DRAW Plots and TEXage |
| And code in a queue Have been biding    |
| their time, Dover, oh Dover, With LISP  |
| code and programs, We've been waiting   |
| for you. And this crufty rhyme.         |
|                                         |
| Dover, oh Dover, Dover, oh Dover,       |
| arisen from dead. We welcome you back,  |
| Dover, oh Dover, awoken from bed.       |
| Though still you may jam, Dover, oh     |
| Dover, welcome back to the Lab. You're  |
| on the right track. Dover, oh Dover,    |
| we've missed your clean                 |
|                                         |
\ hand...                                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;