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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  During a visit to America, Winston     \
| Churchill was invited to a buffet       |
| luncheon at which cold fried chicken    |
| was served. Returning for a second      |
| helping, he asked politely, "May I have |
| some breast?"                           |
|                                         |
| "Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess,   |
| "in this country we ask for white meat  |
| or dark meat." Churchill apologized     |
| profusely.                              |
|                                         |
| The following morning, the lady         |
| received a magnificent orchid from her  |
| guest of honor. The accompanying card   |
| read: "I would be most obliged if you   |
\ would pin this on your white meat."     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;