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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Dear Miss Manners: Please list some     \
| tactful ways of removing a man's saliva |
| from your face.                         |
|                                         |
| Gentle Reader: Please list some decent  |
| ways of acquiring a man's saliva on     |
| your face. If the gentleman sprayed you |
| inadvertently to accompany enthusiastic |
| discourse, you may step back two paces, |
| bring out your handkerchief, and go     |
| through the motions of wiping your      |
| nose, while trailing the cloth along    |
| your face to pick up whatever needs     |
| mopping along the route. If, however,   |
| the substance was acquired as a result  |
| of enthusiasm of a more intimate        |
| nature, you may delicately retrieve it  |
\ with a flick of your pink tongue.       /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;