Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Nuclear powered vacuuum cleaners will \
| probably be a reality within 10 years. |
| |
| -- Alex Lewyt (President of the Lewyt |
| Corporation, |
| |
| manufacturers of vacuum cleaners), |
| quoted in The New York |
| |
\ Times, June 10, 1955. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;