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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ [District Attorneys] learn in District  \
| Attorney School that there are two      |
| sure-fire ways to get a lot of          |
| favorable publicity:                    |
|                                         |
| (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in |
| the local high school and               |
|                                         |
| confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and  |
| put them in a pile and hold             |
|                                         |
| a press conference where you announce   |
| that they have a street value           |
|                                         |
| of $850 million. These raids never      |
| fail, because ALL high schools,         |
|                                         |
| including brand-new, never-used ones,   |
| have at least 53 marijuana              |
|                                         |
| cigarettes in the lockers. As far as    |
| anyone can tell, the locker             |
|                                         |
| factory puts them there. (2) Raid an    |
| "adult book store" and hold a press     |
| conference where you                    |
|                                         |
| announce you are charging the owner     |
| with 850 counts of being a              |
|                                         |
| piece of human sleaze. This also never  |
| fails, because you always               |
|                                         |
| get a conviction. A juror at a          |
| pornography trial is not about to       |
|                                         |
| state for the record that he finds      |
| nothing obscene about a movie           |
|                                         |
| where actors engage in sexual           |
| activities with live snakes and a       |
|                                         |
| fire extinguisher. He is going to       |
| convict the bookstore owner, and        |
|                                         |
| vote for the death penalty just to make |
| sure nobody gets the wrong              |
|                                         |
| impression.                             |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Pornography"            /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;