Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just as most issues are seldom black or \ | white, so are most good solutions | | seldom black or white. Beware of the | | solution that requires one side to be | | totally the loser and the other side to | | be totally the winner. The reason there | | are two sides to begin with usually is | | because neither side has all the facts. | | Therefore, when the wise mediator | | effects a compromise, he is not acting | | from political motivation. Rather, he | | is acting from a deep sense of respect | | for the whole truth. | | | \ -- Stephen R. Schwambach / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;