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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  A manager went to his programmers and  \
| told them: "As regards to your work     |
| hours: you are going to have to come in |
| at nine in the morning and leave at     |
| five in the afternoon." At this, all of |
| them became angry and several resigned  |
| on the spot.                            |
|                                         |
| So the manager said: "All right, in     |
| that case you may set your own working  |
| hours, as long as you finish your       |
| projects on schedule." The programmers, |
| now satisfied, began to come in a noon  |
| and work to the wee hours of the        |
| morning.                                |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;