Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that \ | faith is his twin brother. | | | \ -- Kahlil Gibran / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;