Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ The essential ideas of Algol 68 were \
| that the whole language should be |
| precisely defined and that all the |
| pieces should fit together smoothly. |
| The basic idea behind Pascal was that |
| it didn't matter how vague the language |
| specification was (it took *years* to |
| clarify) or how many rough edges there |
| were, as long as the CDC Pascal |
| compiler was fast. |
| |
\ -- Richard A. O'Keefe /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;