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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ [From an announcement of a congress of  \
| the International Ontopsychology        |
| Association, in Rome]:                  |
|                                         |
| The Ontopsychological school, availing  |
| itself of new research criteria and of  |
| a new telematic epistemology, maintains |
| that social modes do not spring from    |
| dialectics of territory or of class, or |
| of consumer goods, or of means of       |
| power, but rather from dynamic          |
| latencies capillarized in millions of   |
| individuals in system functions which,  |
| once they have reached the event        |
| maturation, burst forth in catastrophic |
| phenomenology engaging a suitable       |
| stereotype protagonist or duty          |
| marionette (general, president,         |
| political party, etc.) to consummate    |
| the act of social schizophrenia in mass |
\ genocide.                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;