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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  The salesman and the system analyst    \
| took off to spend a weekend in the      |
| forest, hunting bear. They'd rented a   |
| cabin, and, when they got there, took   |
| their backpacks off and put them        |
| inside. At which point the salesman     |
| turned to his friend, and said, "You    |
| unpack while I go and find us a bear."  |
|                                         |
| Puzzled, the analyst finished unpacking |
| and then went and sat down on the       |
| porch. Soon he could hear rustling      |
| noises in the forest. The noises got    |
| nearer -- and louder -- and suddenly    |
| there was the salesman, running like    |
| hell across the clearing toward the     |
| cabin, pursued by one of the largest    |
| and most ferocious grizzly bears the    |
| analyst had ever seen.                  |
|                                         |
| "Open the door!", screamed the          |
| salesman.                               |
|                                         |
| The analyst whipped open the door, and  |
| the salesman ran to the door, suddenly  |
| stopped, and stepped aside. The bear,   |
| unable to stop, continued through the   |
| door and into the cabin. The salesman   |
| slammed the door closed and grinned at  |
| his friend. "Got him!", he exclaimed,   |
| "now, you skin this one and I'll go     |
\ rustle us up another!"                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;