Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ In science it often happens that \
| scientists say, 'You know that's a |
| really good argument; my position is |
| mistaken,' and then they actually |
| change their minds and you never hear |
| that old view from them again. They |
| really do it. It doesn't happen as |
| often as it should, because scientists |
| are human and change is sometimes |
| painful. But it happens every day. I |
| cannot recall the last time something |
| like that happened in politics or |
| religion. |
| |
| -- Carl Sagan, 1987 CSICOP keynote |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;