Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / UNIX was half a billion (500000000) \ | seconds old on Tue Nov 5 00:53:20 1985 | | GMT (measuring since the time(2) | | epoch). | | | \ -- Andy Tanenbaum / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;