Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Q: Why does Washington have the most \
| lawyers per capita and |
| |
| New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? |
\ A: God gave New Jersey first choice. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;