Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "We are not endeavoring to chain the \ | future but to free the present. ... We | | are the advocates of inquiry, | | investigation, and thought. ... It is | | grander to think and investigate for | | yourself than to repeat a creed. ... I | | look for the day when *reason*, throned | | upon the world's brains, shall be the | | King of Kings and the God of Gods. | | | \ -- Robert G. Ingersoll / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;