Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "... being a Linux user is sort of like \ | living in a house inhabited by a large | | family of carpenters and architects. | | Every morning when you wake up, the | | house is a little different. Maybe | | there is a new turret, or some walls | | have moved. Or perhaps someone has | | temporarily removed the floor under | | your bed." - Unix for Dummies, 2nd | | Edition | | | | -- found in the .sig of Rob Riggs, | \ rriggs@tesser.com / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;