Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ If you have received a letter inviting \
| you to speak at the dedication of a new |
| cat hospital, and you hate cats, your |
| reply, declining the invitation, does |
| not necessarily have to cover the full |
| range of your emotions. You must make |
| it clear that you will not attend, but |
| you do not have to let fly at cats. The |
| writer of the letter asked a civil |
| question; attack cats, then, only if |
| you can do so with good humor, good |
| taste, and in such a way that your |
| answer will be courteous as well as |
| responsive. Since you are out of |
| sympathy with cats, you may quite |
| properly give this as a reason for not |
| appearing at the dedication ceremonies |
| of a cat hospital. But bear in mind |
| that your opinion of cats was not |
| sought, only your services as a |
| speaker. Try to keep things straight. |
| |
| -- Strunk and White, "The Elements of |
\ Style" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;