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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Now I was heading, in my hot cage, down \
| towards meat-market country on the tip  |
| of the West Village. Here the redbrick  |
| warehouses double as carcass galleries  |
| and rat hives, the Manhattan fauna      |
| seeking its necessary level, living or  |
| dead. Here too you find the heavy       |
| faggot hangouts, The Spike, the Water   |
| Closet, the Mother Load. Nobody knows   |
| what goes on in these places. Only the  |
| heavy faggots know. Even Fielding seems |
| somewhat vague on the question. You get |
| zapped and flogged and dumped on -- by  |
| almost anybody's standards, you have a  |
| really terrible time. The average       |
| patron arrives at the Spike in one taxi |
| but needs to go back to his sock in     |
| two. And then the next night he shows   |
| up for more. They shackle themselves to |
| racks, they bask in urinals. Their      |
| folks have a lot of explaining to do,   |
| if you want my opinion, particularly    |
| the mums. Sorry to single you ladies    |
| out like this but the story must start  |
| somewhere. A craving for hourly murder  |
| -- it can't be willed. In the meantime, |
| Fielding tells me, Mother Nature looks  |
| on and taps her foot and clicks her     |
| tongue. Always a champion of monogamy,  |
| she is cooking up some fancy new        |
| diseases. She just isn't going to stand |
| for it.                                 |
|                                         |
\ -- Martin Amis, _Money_                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;