Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /it's too bad most old unices \ | turned out y2k compliant | | because it means people will STILL BE | | RUNNING THEM in 30 years | | | | =p it would have been so | | much nicer if y2k effectively killed | | off | | | | hpux, aix, sunos, etc ;> | | Knghtbrd: since when are PH-UX, aches, | \ and solartus "old"? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;