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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ MAFIA, n:                               \
|                                         |
| [Acronym for Mechanized Applications in |
| Forced Insurance Accounting.] An        |
| extensive network with many on-line and |
| offshore subsystems running under OS,   |
| DOS, and IOS. MAFIA documentation is    |
| rather scanty, and the MAFIA sales      |
| office exhibits that testy reluctance   |
| to bona fide inquiries which is the     |
| hallmark of so many DP operations. From |
| the little that has seeped out, it      |
| would appear that MAFIA operates under  |
| a non-standard protocol, OMERTA, a      |
| tight-lipped variant of SNA, in which   |
| extended handshakes also perform        |
| complex security functions. The known   |
| timesharing aspects of MAFIA point to a |
| more than usually autocratic operating  |
| system. Screen prompts carry an         |
| imperative, nonrefusable weighting      |
| (most menus offer simple YES/YES        |
| options, defaulting to YES) that        |
| precludes indifference or delay.        |
| Uniquely, all editing under MAFIA is    |
| performed centrally, using a powerful   |
| rubout feature capable of erasing       |
| files, filors, filees, and entire nodal |
| aggravations.                           |
|                                         |
| -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP   |
\ Dictionary"                             /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;