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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ `Lasu' Releases SAG 0.3 -- Freeware     \
| Book Takes Paves For New World Order by |
| staff writers                           |
|                                         |
| Helsinki, Finland, August 6, 1995 -- In |
| a surprise movement, Lars ``Lasu''      |
| Wirzenius today released the 0.3        |
| edition of the ``Linux System           |
| Administrators' Guide''. Already an     |
| industry non-classic, the new version   |
| sports such overwhelming features as an |
| overview of a Linux system, a           |
| completely new climbing session in a    |
| tree, and a list of acknowledgements in |
| the introduction.                       |
|                                         |
| The SAG, as the book is affectionately  |
| called, is one of the corner stones of  |
| the Linux Documentation Project. ``We   |
| at the LDP feel that we wouldn't be     |
| able to produce anything at all, that   |
| all our work would be futile, if it     |
| weren't for the SAG,'' says Matt Welsh, |
| director of LDP, Inc.                   |
|                                         |
| The new version is still distributed    |
| freely, now even with a copyright that  |
| allows modification. ``More dough,''    |
| explains the author. Despite insistent  |
| rumors about blatant commercialization, |
| the SAG will probably remain free.      |
| ``Even more dough,'' promises the       |
| author.                                 |
|                                         |
| The author refuses to comment on        |
| Windows NT and Windows 96 versions,     |
| claiming not to understand what the     |
| question is about. Industry gossip,     |
| however, tells that Bill Gates,         |
| co-founder and CEO of Microsoft,        |
| producer of the Windows series of video |
| games, has visited Helsinki several     |
| times this year. Despite of this, Linus |
| Torvalds, author of the word processor  |
| Linux with which the SAG was written,   |
| is not worried. ``We'll have world      |
| domination real soon now, anyway,'' he  |
| explains, ``for 1.4 at the lastest.''   |
|                                         |
| ...                                     |
|                                         |
| -- Lars Wirzenius                       |
|                |
|                                         |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;