Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /"A good programmer can write \ | FORTRAN in any language." | | knghtbrd has proven that you can write | | C++ in any language too. | | | | We are currently | | considdering if we should give him or | | prize, or | | | | kill him.. (Of course, by all | | rights, this means we should give him | | the | | | \ prize, and then kill him.. ) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;