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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ "You know why there are so few          \
| sophisticated computer terrorists in    |
| the United States? Because your hackers |
| have so much mobility into the          |
| establishment. Here, there is no such   |
| mobility. If you have the slightest bit |
| of intellectual integrity you cannot    |
| support the government.... That's why   |
| the best computer minds belong to the   |
| opposition."                            |
|                                         |
| -- an anonymous member of the outlawed  |
\ Polish trade union, Solidarity          /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;