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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ With the end of the football season, a  \
| star player for the college team        |
| celebrated the relaxation of team       |
| curfew by attending a late-night campus |
| party. Soon after arriving, he became   |
| captivated by a beautiful coed and      |
| eased into a conversation with her by   |
| asking if she met many dates at         |
| parties.                                |
|                                         |
| "Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm |
| much more attracted to the strong       |
| academic types than to the dumb party   |
| animals," she said. "What's your        |
| G.P.A.?"                                |
|                                         |
| Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted,  |
| "I get about twenty-five in the city    |
\ and forty on the highway."              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;