Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ With the end of the football season, a \
| star player for the college team |
| celebrated the relaxation of team |
| curfew by attending a late-night campus |
| party. Soon after arriving, he became |
| captivated by a beautiful coed and |
| eased into a conversation with her by |
| asking if she met many dates at |
| parties. |
| |
| "Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm |
| much more attracted to the strong |
| academic types than to the dumb party |
| animals," she said. "What's your |
| G.P.A.?" |
| |
| Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, |
| "I get about twenty-five in the city |
\ and forty on the highway." /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;