Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ "I have a friend who just got back from \
| the Soviet Union, and told me the |
| people there are hungry for information |
| about the West. He was asked about many |
| things, but I will give you two |
| examples that are very revealing about |
| life in the Soviet Union. The first |
| question he was asked was if we had |
| exploding television sets. You see, |
| they have a problem with the picture |
| tubes on color television sets, and |
| many are exploding. They assumed we |
| must be having problems with them too. |
| The other question he was asked often |
| was why the CIA had killed Samantha |
| Smith, the little girl who visited the |
| Soviet Union a few years ago; their |
| propaganda is very effective. -- Victor |
| Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who |
| defected in 1976 |
| |
| "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, |
\ pg. 100 /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;