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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "I have a friend who just got back from \
| the Soviet Union, and told me the       |
| people there are hungry for information |
| about the West. He was asked about many |
| things, but I will give you two         |
| examples that are very revealing about  |
| life in the Soviet Union. The first     |
| question he was asked was if we had     |
| exploding television sets. You see,     |
| they have a problem with the picture    |
| tubes on color television sets, and     |
| many are exploding. They assumed we     |
| must be having problems with them too.  |
| The other question he was asked often   |
| was why the CIA had killed Samantha     |
| Smith, the little girl who visited the  |
| Soviet Union a few years ago; their     |
| propaganda is very effective. -- Victor |
| Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who       |
| defected in 1976                        |
|                                         |
| "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6,   |
\ pg. 100                                 /
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        \   ^__^
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;