Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
_________________________
/ Miller's Slogan: \
| |
\ Lose a few, lose a few. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;