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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  page 46 ...a report citing a study by  \
| Dr. Thomas C. Chalmers, of the Mount    |
| Sinai Medical Center in New York, which |
| compared two groups that were being     |
| used to test the theory that ascorbic   |
| acid is a cold preventative. "The group |
| on placebo who thought they were on     |
| ascorbic acid," says Dr. Chalmers, "had |
| fewer colds than the group on ascorbic  |
| acid who thought they were on placebo." |
|                                         |
| page 56 The placebo is proof that there |
| is no real separation between mind and  |
| body. Illness is always an interaction  |
| between both. It can begin in the mind  |
| and affect the body, or it can begin in |
| the body and affect the mind, both of   |
| which are served by the same            |
| bloodstream. Attempts to treat most     |
| mental diseases as though they were     |
| completely free of physical causes and  |
| attempts to treat most bodily diseases  |
| as though the mind were in no way       |
| involved must be considered archaic in  |
| the light of new evidence about the way |
| the human body functions.               |
|                                         |
| -- Norman Cousins,                      |
|                                         |
| "Anatomy of an Illness as Perceived by  |
\ the Patient"                            /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;