Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When the Apple IIc was introduced, the \ | informative copy led off with a couple | | of asterisked sentences: | | | | It weighs less than 8 pounds.* | | | | And costs less than $1,300.** | | | | In tiny type were these "fuller | | explanations": | | | | * Don't asterisks make you suspicious | | as all get out? Well, all | | | | this means is that the IIc alone | | weights 7.5 pounds. The power | | | | pack, monitor, an extra disk drive, a | | printer and several bricks | | | | will make the IIc weigh more. Our | | lawyers were concerned that you | | | | might not be able to figure this out | | for yourself. | | | | ** The FTC is concerned about price | | fixing. You can pay more if | | | | you really want to. Or less. | | | \ -- Forbes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;