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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ When the Apple IIc was introduced, the \
| informative copy led off with a couple |
| of asterisked sentences:               |
|                                        |
| It weighs less than 8 pounds.*         |
|                                        |
| And costs less than $1,300.**          |
|                                        |
| In tiny type were these "fuller        |
| explanations":                         |
|                                        |
| * Don't asterisks make you suspicious  |
| as all get out? Well, all              |
|                                        |
| this means is that the IIc alone       |
| weights 7.5 pounds. The power          |
|                                        |
| pack, monitor, an extra disk drive, a  |
| printer and several bricks             |
|                                        |
| will make the IIc weigh more. Our      |
| lawyers were concerned that you        |
|                                        |
| might not be able to figure this out   |
| for yourself.                          |
|                                        |
| ** The FTC is concerned about price    |
| fixing. You can pay more if            |
|                                        |
| you really want to. Or less.           |
|                                        |
\ -- Forbes                              /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;