Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Everthing is farther away than it used \
| to be. It is even twice as far to the |
| corner and they have added a hill. I |
| have given up running for the bus; it |
| leaves earlier than it used to. |
| |
| It seems to me they are making the |
| stairs steeper than in the old days. |
| And have you noticed the smaller print |
| they use in the newspapers? |
| |
| There is no sense in asking anyone to |
| read aloud anymore, as everbody speaks |
| in such a low voice I can hardly hear |
| them. |
| |
| The material in dresses is so skimpy |
| now, especially around the hips and |
| waist, that it is almost impossible to |
| reach one's shoelaces. And the sizes |
| don't run the way they used to. The |
| 12's and 14's are so much smaller. |
| |
| Even people are changing. They are so |
| much younger than they used to be when |
| I was their age. On the other hand |
| people my age are so much older than I |
| am. |
| |
| I ran into an old classmate the other |
| day and she has aged so much that she |
| didn't recognize me. |
| |
| I got to thinking about the poor dear |
| while I was combing my hair this |
| morning and in so doing I glanced at my |
| own reflection. Really now, they don't |
| even make good mirrors like they used |
| to. |
| |
\ Sandy Frazier, "I Have Noticed" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;