Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The sounds of the nouns are mostly \ | unbound. In town a noun might wear a | | gown, or further down, might dress a | | clown. A noun that's sound would never | | clown, but unsound nouns jump up and | | down. The sound of a noun could distrub | | the plowing, and then, my dear, you'd | | be put in the pound. But please don't | | let that get you down, the renown of | | your gown is the talk of the town. | | | \ -- A. Nonnie Mouse / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;