Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Suppose for a moment that the \ | automobile industry had developed at | | the same rate as computers and over the | | same period: how much cheaper and more | | efficient would the current models be? | | If you have not already heard the | | analogy, the answer is shattering. | | Today you would be able to buy a | | Rolls-Royce for $2.75, it would do | | three million miles to the gallon, and | | it would deliver enough power to drive | | the Queen Elizabeth II. And if you were | | interested in miniaturization, you | | could place half a dozen of them on a | | pinhead. | | | \ -- Christopher Evans / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;