Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The rules: \ | | | (1) Thou shalt not worship other | | computer systems. | | | | (2) Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace | | or eat watermelon while | | | | sitting at the console keyboard. | | | | (3) Thou shalt not slap users on the | | face, nor staple their silly | | | | little card decks together. | | | | (4) Thou shalt not get physically | | involved with the computer system, | | | | especially if you're already married. | | | | (5) Thou shalt not use magnetic tapes | | as frisbees, nor use a disk | | | | pack as a stool to reach another disk | | pack. | | | | (6) Thou shalt not stare at the | | blinking lights for more than one | | | | eight hour shift. | | | | (7) Thou shalt not tell users that you | | accidentally destroyed their | | | | files/backup just to see the look on | | their little faces. | | | | (8) Thou shalt not enjoy cancelling a | | job. | | | | (9) Thou shalt not display firearms in | | the computer room. | | | | (10) Thou shalt not push buttons "just | \ to see what happens". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;