Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / During a fight, a husband threw a bowl \ | of Jello at his wife. She had him | | arrested for carrying a congealed | | weapon. | | | | In another fight, the wife decked him | | with a heavy glass pitcher. She's a | \ women who conks to stupor. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;