Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Wrong," said Renner. \ | | | "The tactful way," Rod said quietly, | | "the polite way to disagree with the | | Senator would be to say, `That turns | \ out not to be the case.'" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;