Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The only really good reason I can think \ | to not release specs is embarrassment | | on just how crappy some hardware out | | there is, or just how buggy it is. | | | \ -- Chris Wedgwood/ ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;