Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A diplomat is a person who can tell you \
| to go to hell in such a way that you |
| actually look forward to the trip. |
| |
\ -- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;