Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If women are supposed to be less \ | rational and more emotional at the | | beginning of our menstrual cycle, when | | the female hormone is at its lowest | | level, then why isn't it logical to say | | that in those few days women behave the | | most like the way men behave all month | | long? | | | \ -- Gloria Steinham / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;