Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Anoint, v.: \ | | | To grease a king or other great | | functionary already sufficiently | | | | slippery. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;